Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

ippei kogeru
and hyaku kaiten
some men look like women and have better hair,
"wanko" means cute dog but sounds like "wanker"

Okay, I can't keep this up -- do you know how long that took?

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the Toto washlet -- seat sanitizer, seat heater, bidet, hot air, flushing sounds

public toilets in Starbucks that are more luxurious than my first apartment

"How to wash your bottom"

the "man handbag" -- Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, straw, canvas -- it's all good!

"Your pleasure is my inconvenience"

chess boxing -- one round of chess, one round of boxing!

people on dates who spend the whole time text messaging other people on their cell phones

a video game where you take care of a puppy

whole department store floors of photo sticker machines

unrecognizable meat dishes

the ubiquitous cute pink bear that mauls a blonde gaijin -- kawaii!